The image features a text-based graphic with a white background. The text is arranged in a playful manner, with the words "I'M NOT A HOT MESS" written in a large, bold font. Below this phrase, in a smaller font, is the statement "I'M A SPICY DISASTER." The text is black, and the font appears to be a casual, handwritten style. The overall message seems to be a humorous self-assessment, possibly indicating that the person is not in control of their life or situation, but they are still managing to be spicy and interesting.