The image features a stylized graphic with a vintage or retro design. At the top of the image, the text "CRABBE'S" is written in a large, bold, serif font, with the word "CRABBE" in a larger size than the word "S." The word "S." is in a smaller, bold, sans-serif font. Below this, the word "BODYGUARD" is written in a similar style to "CRABBE'S," but with a more ornate and decorative script. The word "SERVICE" is placed beneath "BODYGUARD" in a bold, sans-serif font. In the center of the image, there is a large, bold, serif font that reads "BODYGUARD SERVICE." The text is yellow with a slight shadow effect, giving it a three-dimensional appearance. At the bottom of the image, there is a yellow banner with a green outline. The banner contains the text "Smitches get stitches" in a bold, sans-serif font. The phrase is a play on the common saying "Smitches get stitches," which is often used to warn against talking about someone's private life. The overall style of the image is reminiscent of a sign or advertisement, with a clear and bold message. The use of yellow and green gives it